Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to control the internet

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!