The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to be born again

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to become pointless

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!