the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Farting at will

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!