The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power rangers

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the ability to hover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!