the power to animate condiments

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to be born again

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!