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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to poo pineapples

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!