The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to levitate

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!