The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to smell people's moods

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!