The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to die

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!