The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be a snail

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!