The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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to be bradley

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!