The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!