The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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to be bradley

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to hover

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!