To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!