The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to not see anything

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have no power

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be normal.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!