- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to understand irony.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Justin Bieber

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

Pointless Super Powers