- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to become translucent

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to lose all your limbs

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers