Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to become demented

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Vanilla scented blood

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!