The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to write on this website

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to STFU!

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!