The power to obey gravity

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to be an idiot.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to die

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!