the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the ability to die on command

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!