The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!