The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to like this post

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to think oppositely

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!