- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to grow more genitals.

Pointless Super Powers