THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to get in the van

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!