The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power of being pointless

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not do it.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!