The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!