- Pointless Super Powers

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

The ability have sex with Betty White

the power to smell like feet

to wash cloths when they are washing

the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

The power to turn wine into water

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

the power of being republican

The ability to see your own imagination.

The power to rot food at will.

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The power to lick your own elbow

The ability to think the world is flat

the power to drive a car with no engine

The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

Super taste, while living in Mexico.

The power to taste the food you deficate

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

ability to find good woman drivers

the power to attract bullets.

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!