The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to change people socks on command

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!