the ability to smell sounds

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!