- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

to zap people but only yourself

The power think five times slower.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

Pointless Super Powers