The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!