- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The ability to be poor for life

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

ability to run very fast forever

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to die when you get old

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to not have a brain!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers