The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!