- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to die at will

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to change your weight

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

Pointless Super Powers