The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to get arrested

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!