- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to die when you get old

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The abilty to go through water.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers