The power to have an ability.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!