teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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make youself dumb

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!