The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be a gamer

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!