- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

to zap people but only yourself

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

Pointless Super Powers