- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

All of aquaman's powers.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to lock open doors

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to be a common person

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers