- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to even

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers