- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk without a tongue

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to catch em' all

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to swim in water.

The power to not see anything

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to never come into existence

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

Pointless Super Powers