The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to die early.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die when you get old

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!