- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to turn food into shit

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to summon a massive midget

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Pointless Super Powers