the power to see through water.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to control nothing

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to die at will.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!