- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

To have the power to breathe

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

I'm a giant di

Nope. Just nope.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to die on command.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Pointless Super Powers