Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to plank

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to sit

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!