the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to read this sentence

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!