the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to glow while under the sun

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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power to age faster

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The power to close your nose

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!