The power to release the bogus

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!