The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Acid tears.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!