- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to never finish your sentences because

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to die on command.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to read this.

The ability to hear fish.

Pointless Super Powers