The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!