- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to die

to make your bowel work backwards

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to be a common person

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to die.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

Pointless Super Powers