THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to waste money

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!