The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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to do nothing

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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lol

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!