The power of being pointless

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to think of food

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!