The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!