The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!